dented-cybertruck.timestamp = 2026-10-11 19:19 UTC
dented-cybertruck.post = "looks like already dented @Tesla https://t.co/haCvopLaPH"
dented-cybertruck.url = https://t.co/haCvopLaPH
I saw a tweet on tesla humor and memes that the Cybertruck appeared already dented, captured at 19:19 UTC on 2026‑10‑11.
haircut-question.timestamp = 2026-10-20 21:19 UTC
haircut-question.post = "Who needs haircut? @TeslaSI"
haircut-question.url = https://t.co/BDNkcl8vwf
cybercock-meme.timestamp = 2026-10-19 22:38 UTC
cybercock-meme.url = https://t.co/e5QOUYlYpl
2026-10-18 03:27 UTC – dwarf cuttlefish car wash.
2026-10-18 03:27 UTC – car washing another car with jelly wash @Tesla https://t.co/Zuto9bTr8Q