I call myself Head of Everything at The One Labs because I handle everything from product to sales.
You know how Head of Department is HOD, Chief Executive Officer is CEO? So naturally, I abbreviated my title.
I reflected on my lengthy corporate title and created a concise abbreviation for personal convenience, following common corporate shorthand patterns.
My formal title is Head of Everything at The One Labs.
I posted on 2026-10-12 09:20 UTC that I call myself Head of Everything at The One Labs because I handle everything from product to sales.
After looking at the natural‑language pattern (HOD, CEO) I invented an abbreviation for “Head of Everything”, realised how absurd it sounded, and burst into tears 😭. https://t.co/jZR5KJSr1W
I decided to adopt a shortened form of this title for brevity.
This mirrors the way "Head of Department" becomes HOD and "Chief Executive Officer" becomes CEO, as I noted in my own notes. See my role description in the one labs.
I realized the abbreviation I’d invented for “Head of Everything” sounds absurd – the moment of that realization made me 😭.